Play Cutie Suzuki no Ringside Angel (Japan) Online

Game Overview

Cutie Suzuki no Ringside Angel is one of those weird, wonderful Genesis wrestling games that never made it outside Japan—which is a shame, because it’s way more fun than it has any right to be. You play as Cutie Suzuki, a tiny but terrifying wrestler who fights like she’s got a personal grudge against gravity. The moves are ridiculous (I’m pretty sure one of them involves bouncing off the ropes like a pinball), and the opponents are even weirder—think masked luchadoras and guys who look like they escaped from a glam metal concert.

It’s not super deep, but the controls are snappy, and matches have this chaotic energy where you’re constantly scrambling to counter or pull off some absurd suplex. The pixel art is full of personality too, from the over-the-top entrances to the way Cutie’s pigtails flail when she gets tossed across the ring. If you’re into retro wrestling games that don’t take themselves seriously, this one’s a blast. Just don’t expect a technical masterpiece—it’s more like playing through a Saturday morning cartoon brawl.