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Oh man, Fido Dido—remember this guy? That lanky, sunglasses-wearing mascot from the old 7UP ads somehow got his own Sega Genesis game, and it’s as weirdly charming as you’d expect. You’re basically controlling a stick figure with springs for legs, bouncing off walls and doing backflips through these surreal, neon-drenched levels that feel like a Saturday morning cartoon on acid.

The controls take a second to click—Fido moves like he’s made of rubber bands—but once you get the hang of it, there’s something oddly satisfying about the way he flips around. The whole thing oozes early ‘90s attitude, from the jazzy soundtrack to the enemies that look like rejected McDonald’s characters. It’s not super tough, but half the fun is just seeing what bizarre obstacle comes next (one level literally has you dodging giant flying toasters).

Honestly, it’s the kind of game you play more for the vibe than the challenge. And yeah, when you beat a level and Fido busts into a breakdance? Pure dumb joy. If you’ve got a soft spot for forgotten mascot games, this one’s a trip.