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Micro Machines is that weird little racing game where you’re zooming toy cars across tabletops, sandboxes, and even a snooker table—complete with pockets to dive through and painted-on tracks you can totally ignore if you feel like it. The overhead view makes everything tiny, but the chaos is huge: dodging pencil sharpeners, launching off binders, or blasting opponents with tank shells if they’re dumb enough to get in your way.

Single-player’s got this tense elimination vibe—pick your rivals carefully, because losing three races kicks you out, and the AI gets sneaky fast. But the real magic? Multiplayer. You’re both crammed on the same screen, and if someone falls too far behind, the camera literally pushes them off the edge. First to lose four “screen wars” loses the match, unless you finish three laps first. It’s pure, petty, and way more fun than it has any right to be.

Honestly, half the charm is just seeing where you’ll race next—like a bathtub with rubber duck obstacles or a kitchen counter with cereal box jumps. The tracks feel like someone raided a kid’s toy box and turned it into a legit racing circuit.