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Two steroid-pumped mercs wreck a ruined New York—suplexing mutants, hurling cars at goons, and smashing everything in sight. Movement's clunky but satisfying when you send thugs flying through storefronts.
Two Crude Dudes is this ridiculous, over-the-top beat 'em up where you play as two steroid-fueled mercenaries smashing through a wrecked New York. The story’s basically an excuse to punch everything—some terrorist group called Big Valley took over, and now you’re tossing cars at goons, suplexing mutants, and generally causing more destruction than the bad guys ever did.
First thing you’ll notice? The dudes move like tanks—slow but powerful, with these absurd wrestling moves that send enemies flying. The levels are packed with destructible stuff, and half the fun comes from seeing how much of the scenery you can wreck while clearing out waves of thugs. It’s janky in that classic Genesis way, but that just adds to the charm.
Definitely one of those games where you either love the sheer chaos or bounce off the clunky controls. I still fire it up when I want something dumb and satisfying.
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