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Wonkie Guy is the kind of game where you immediately know you're in for something weird—in the best way possible. Your little dude moves like he's made of jelly, stumbling and flipping with this ridiculous momentum that makes even simple jumps feel like a dare. Miss a platform? He'll probably bounce off three walls before landing upside down in a bush.

The levels are full of nonsense—springs that launch you way too far, moving platforms that tilt at the worst possible moment, and traps that seem designed to make you laugh when they wreck you. I kept dying at first because I kept forgetting the controls are part of the joke—you don’t master them so much as learn to embrace the chaos.

It’s got that perfect balance of frustration and fun where every failure feels like your fault, but you’re grinning anyway. If you’ve ever wanted a platformer that feels like playing drunk Mario, this is it.