Play Zettaizetsumei Dangerous Jiisan : Shijou Saikyou no Doge Online

Ever played a game where an elderly man backflips over sharks and suplexes bears before breakfast? Zettaizetsumei Dangerous Jiisan is that game—a GBA cult classic where you guide an unstoppable grandpa through the most gloriously stupid challenges imaginable.

One second you're balancing on a rolling log over lava, the next you're dodging UFO abductions while chugging energy drinks. The mini-games come at you fast, each one more absurd than the last, and failing usually means watching Jiisan get launched into orbit or flattened by a falling piano. The controls are simple, but good luck keeping a straight face when the game suddenly asks you to karate-chop a meteor.

It's got that early 2000s Japanese randomness where nothing makes sense and everything's hilarious. If you miss the era when handheld games didn't take themselves seriously, this one's a riot—just be prepared to fail spectacularly while an old man in a tracksuit outlives the laws of physics.