Play Bashi Bazook - Morphoid Masher (Proto) Online

You play as a tiny alien slurping up enemies with your bazooka, then firing them back as wobbly, misshapen bullets at even weirder creatures. The whole thing feels like a glitchy NES cartridge that somehow became sentient.

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Game Overview

Bashi Bazook - Morphoid Masher is one of those NES prototypes that makes you wonder how it never got a full release. You play as this little alien dude with a bazooka that doesn’t just shoot—it absorbs enemies and spits them back out as wobbly, misshapen bullets. The first time I saw a blob monster I’d just killed get sucked into my gun and turned into a bouncing projectile, I couldn’t stop laughing.

The levels are short but packed with weirdness—enemies morph mid-fight, backgrounds glitch in trippy ways, and the music has that classic NES jank where it feels like the sound chip is about to explode. It’s not polished, but that’s part of the charm. By level three, you’ll be flinging mutated blobs at flying eyeballs like some kind of intergalactic pinball wizard.

If you’re into obscure retro games that play by their own rules, this one’s a riot. Just be ready for some janky hitboxes and a final boss that nearly made me throw my controller in 1992.