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Kawa no Nushi Tsuri—or Legend of the River King if you're playing the English version—is one of those weirdly peaceful NES games where nothing explodes and nobody dies. You just... fish. But somehow, it works. The pixelated rivers look surprisingly alive, with little ripples and shadows darting under the surface. Half the time I wasn’t even sure if I was seeing actual fish or just my imagination.

It’s got this strange RPG twist where you buy better rods, find secret spots, and occasionally hook something that definitely shouldn’t exist in a normal pond. I remember wasting an entire afternoon trying to catch this glowing thing near the waterfall—turns out it wasn’t even the rarest fish, just some mid-tier disappointment. The seasons change what bites, so winter feels brutally slow until you realize ice fishing is its own weird minigame.

Honestly, it’s the kind of game you play when you’re too tired for action but still want to accomplish something, even if that "something" is a digital bass. There’s a reason people still talk about it decades later.