Play Micro Machines (E)(Patience) Online

Game Overview

Micro Machines on the GBA is basically what would happen if you shrunk down those toy cars from your childhood and set them loose on your kitchen table. One second you're racing across a textbook, the next you're dodging salt shakers like they're boulders—it's ridiculous in the best way.

The controls feel surprisingly tight for a top-down racer, though you'll definitely fishtail into a coffee mug a few times before getting the hang of it. What really makes it shine is the split-screen multiplayer (if you've got a link cable and a friend willing to lose). Nothing beats the chaos of shoving someone into a cereal bowl at the last second.

It's not fancy by today's standards, but there's something weirdly satisfying about how they turned household junk into proper race tracks. Just try not to get too competitive—those tiny cars bring out ruthless instincts you didn't know you had.