Play Micro Machines on GB Online

Game Overview

Micro Machines on Game Boy turns your living room into a chaotic racetrack—if your living room had toy cars zipping across desktops, sandboxes, and even a snooker table. The tracks are full of little surprises, like dodging pencil sharpeners or launching off binders like some kind of stationery stunt driver. And yeah, you can absolutely cheat by cutting corners on the snooker table—just don’t blame me when you accidentally yeet yourself into a pocket.

Single-player mode’s got this sneaky strategy layer: you pick which AI opponents to race (and hopefully knock out early) while trying not to burn through your three lives. Win three straight races, and you’ll unlock a time trial for an extra life—which you’ll probably need, because some of these tracks are brutal.

But the real magic? Multiplayer. You and a friend share one screen, and if someone falls too far behind, they get pushed off entirely. First to four "wins" takes the track, unless you hit three laps—then it’s sudden death. Nothing ruins friendships faster than losing to a last-second tank shot or getting outmaneuvered by a toy speedboat.

It’s ridiculous, it’s frantic, and somehow, it still holds up.