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Game Overview

Moonies, The (Goonies Hack) is one of those weird NES platformers that feels like it was made in a fever dream. You control these round, bouncy moon creatures through surreal levels—some parts feel floaty, others weirdly stiff.

The first level throws you right into it with odd jumps and enemies that don’t quite move how you’d expect. There’s no real tutorial, just trial and error until you figure out the physics. The backgrounds are simple but have this offbeat charm, like someone scribbled them in a notebook.

It’s not polished, and some jumps feel unfair, but there’s something oddly compelling about Moonies, The (Goonies Hack). Maybe it’s the weirdness, or maybe it’s just the nostalgia talking.