Play Breakfast Brawl Online
Dodge syrup blasts and punch angry toast in this ridiculous Flash brawler—timing your spacebar uppercut just right as a cereal bowl tries to flatten you never gets old.
Note: Right click and select full-screen for best experience
Breakfast Brawl is one of those ridiculous Flash games that just gets it—you're boxing against giant, angry breakfast foods. Like, imagine a pancake with fists or a bacon strip that dodges like a pro. At first, I thought the controls would be clunky, but nailing a Fusionator Punch (that’s the space bar) right when a cereal bowl tries to body-slam you feels weirdly satisfying.
You start off fighting basic stuff like toast and eggs, but then suddenly you’re up against a Raging Bowl that spits milk at you. Dodging left and right gets intense, and blocking (down arrow) is a lifesaver when syrup starts flying. The combo system is simple—mash Z and X for punches—but timing matters way more than button spamming.
It’s dumb fun, but the kind where you end up yelling at your screen when a waffle knocks you out in the last round. Definitely a gem from the Flash era.
