Play Cat Ninden Teyandee (Japan) [En by D v0.45] (~Samurai Pizza Cats) (Incomplete) Online

Cat Ninden Teyandee (or Samurai Pizza Cats, if you grew up with the English dub) is one of those weird, hyperactive NES games that feels like the anime cranked up to 11. You pick between the three pizza-flinging ninja cats—Speedy’s balanced, Poly’s quick but weak, and Guido hits like a truck but moves like one too. The first level throws you right into a rooftop brawl with weirdo enemies like sumo frogs and guys in crab suits, which honestly sets the tone perfectly.

It’s janky in that classic NES way—some jumps feel just a pixel too short, and the hit detection occasionally betrays you—but the sheer charm of the absurd cutscenes and the fact you can chuck pizza shurikens at a giant evil cheese wheel makes up for it. The fan translation’s incomplete, but honestly, half the dialogue’s nonsense anyway. If you ever stayed up late watching the show as a kid, this is pure nostalgia with extra cheese.