Play Micro Machines Military Online

Micro Machines Military takes the tiny, chaotic racing of the series and gives it a fun military twist. You’re still racing on absurdly small tracks—like a kitchen table or a garden pond—but now you’re doing it in tanks, helicopters, and speedboats. The music even leans into the theme with some surprisingly intense military-style tunes.

The real magic is in the multiplayer. With the J-Cart, up to eight people can race at once (or 16 if you’re patient with hot-seat swapping). Battle arenas are my favorite—instead of just racing, you’re dodging enemy vehicles and shooting at friends to slow them down. It gets messy fast, especially when someone inevitably flips their tank into a cereal bowl.

It’s classic Micro Machines, just with more explosions and way more excuses to yell at your friends.