Play New Super Chick Sisters Online
You play as two knockoff chicken mascots jumping on fast food enemies to rescue Pamela Anderson—it’s as weird and janky as early Flash games get.
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Game Overview
New Super Chick Sisters is this ridiculous Flash-era parody where Pamela Anderson gets kidnapped instead of Peach (because, let’s be honest, she deserved a break). You play as Nugget and Chickette—basically bootleg Mario and Luigi—trying to save her from Ronald McDonald and the Hamburglar, which is as absurd as it sounds. There’s even a secret code to play as Pam herself if you’re into that.
It’s got that janky early 2000s Flash game charm, complete with weird hitboxes and questionable physics. The kid-friendly mode tones down some of the… let’s say "Pamela Anderson energy," but honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream. You’ll jump on burger-shaped enemies, collect golden nuggets, and probably laugh at how bizarre it all is. Definitely a relic of a weirder internet.
