Play Peachs Pitch Online
Princess Peach floats on her umbrella, lobbing turnips at Shy Guys in the sky—until Big Boos show up and send you scrambling for cover. That floaty physics means you’re always one wrong move from disaster.
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Game Overview
Peach’s Pitch is this weirdly addictive little Flash game where Princess Peach finally gets her moment—she’s floating around with this magic umbrella, tossing rotten turnips at Shy Guys who’ve decided the sky is their new hangout. It’s simple but satisfying, like a mix of Balloon Fight and Mario’s weirder spin-offs.
The controls are floaty (on purpose), so you’re never fully in control—which makes dodging Big Boos way more frantic than it should be. And yeah, those guys show up out of nowhere, so you’ll panic-dash to the nearest cloud cover like your life depends on it. The turnip arc takes some getting used to, but once you nail it, knocking Shy Guys out of the sky feels stupidly rewarding.
It’s short, chaotic, and exactly the kind of thing you’d lose 20 minutes to between browser tabs.
