Play Racket Attack (Europe) Online

Racket Attack is that old-school NES tennis game where the players look like they’re made of Lego blocks and the ball makes that satisfying thok sound every time you hit it. It’s simple—no fancy power shots or stamina meters, just you, the net, and a surprisingly brutal AI opponent once you get past the early matches.

I remember the controls being a little stiff at first (this is 1988, after all), but once you get the timing down, it’s weirdly addictive. The crowd even does this little pixelated cheer when you score. Just don’t get too cocky—the computer starts reading your moves like a mind reader after a while.

Oh, and if you lose, your player dramatically faceplants. No mercy.