Play South Park Rally Online

South Park Rally came out for the Nintendo 64 in 2000, published by Acclaim Entertainment. It was one of those late-era N64 games that tried to cash in on the show's popularity, landing right around the time when licensed kart racers were everywhere. It didn't set the world on fire, but if you were a fan of the show, it was hard to resist.

You pick a character from the show, like Cartman or Kenny, and race through twisted versions of South Park locations. The goal is straightforward: finish first while using items like cow launchers and anal probe weapons to mess with other racers. The handling is loose, almost slippery, which makes tight turns a constant challenge. It's not a polished racer by any means, but the sheer absurdity of hearing the characters shout insults as you slide around corners gives it a weird, chaotic energy that feels exactly like an episode of the show.