Play Super Bandit Bros Online
You play as a thieving raccoon in a Mario-style world—jump on turtle knockoffs, steal their shells, and sell them for cash. The controls feel familiar but mess with your muscle memory when you realize you’re the bad guy now.
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Super Bandit Bros is this weird little Mario-like Flash game where you’re basically a thief trying to rack up cash instead of saving a princess. You’ll recognize the jumping on turtle-like Kupas (yeah, they’re totally not Goombas), but instead of just stomping them, you grab their shells and sell them for coins. Feels kinda wrong, but hey—business is business.
The controls are simple—left/right to move, space to jump or activate levels, and down to grab/drop stuff. At first I kept forgetting to pick up shells because I was so used to just bouncing off enemies, but once you get the hang of it, it’s weirdly satisfying to hoard coins like a greedy little raccoon. The levels are short, but some of the later ones get sneaky with where they hide the big payouts.
It’s janky in that classic Flash game way, but that’s part of the charm. Just don’t expect a polished Mario clone—this one’s got its own weird vibe.
