Turtlodyssey Game

This pixel game is rather short but it makes up from its lack of length to its amazing sense of humor. This is really a short pixel game so I won't give you the details and it won't be funny anymore. Basically you are about to rescue your friends and by doing so you are armed with a gun and yourself to rescue them. Finish this game and the credits will make you cry.
Instructions: Move: Arrow keys Shoot: Z Jump: X