Play Bishoujo Wrestler Retsuden - Blizzard Yuki Rannyuu!! (Japan) Online

Game Overview

Bishoujo Wrestler Retsuden is one of those weird, wonderful SNES games that never left Japan—and honestly, it’s a crime. Picture this: anime-style female wrestlers with ridiculous names like Blizzard Yuki (yes, she has ice-themed moves) duking it out in pixelated rings. The first time I played, I got distracted just watching their over-the-top entrances—think sparkles, dramatic poses, the works.

It plays like a mix of arcade wrestling and an old-school beat 'em up. The grappling feels weighty, but there’s also this goofy charm where you can suplex someone so hard their shoes fly off. I spent way too long trying to unlock secret moves, only to realize half the fun is just seeing how absurd the matches get. If you’ve ever wanted a wrestling game where the drama is as important as the body slams, this is it.

Fair warning: the menus are in Japanese, but after a match or two, you’ll be too busy laughing at the exaggerated ring announcer to care.