Play Donald Land (Japan) Online

Game Overview

So there’s this weird little NES game from Japan called Donald Land, where you play as Ronald McDonald—yes, that Ronald—trying to save the "McUniverse" from some vague evil force. It’s exactly as bizarre as it sounds. You jump between floating hamburger buns, dodge sentient fries, and collect… well, more McDonald’s stuff. The whole thing feels like a fever dream, but in that charming, janky way only early Famicom games can pull off.

Honestly, the controls are a bit stiff, and the levels drag on longer than they should, but there’s something weirdly compelling about watching Ronald hop around in his oversized shoes. It’s like someone took a McDonald’s commercial and turned it into a platformer, which—let’s be real—is probably exactly what happened. If you’re into obscure retro oddities, this one’s a trip.