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Game Overview

Ever seen those ridiculous Japanese game shows where people flail through insane obstacle courses? Kinniku Banzuke GB is basically that, but crammed into your Game Boy Color. You'll be wobbling across rolling logs, dodging giant swinging hammers, and trying not to faceplant into foam pits—all with that perfect late-'90s pixelated jank.

The physics are gloriously dumb in the best way. One minute you're carefully balancing on a tower, the next you're ragdolling off a tightrope because a random gust of wind decided to ruin your day. The AI opponents are just as clumsy as you, which makes every race feel like a bunch of drunk friends trying to out-stumble each other.

It's tough, but in that "just one more try" way where even failing is hilarious. If you miss the chaos of Takeshi's Castle or just love weird retro games, this one's a hidden gem. Just don't throw your Game Boy when you lose to a guy in a chicken costume.