Play Three Kingdom Fighters Online
Pick a warrior from the Three Kingdoms era and brawl through mobs with gloriously janky sword swings—special moves look like someone doodled lightning on the screen mid-fight.

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Three Kingdom Fighters is one of those rough-around-the-edges Flash brawlers where you pick a hero from Wei, Shu, or Wu and mash your way through waves of enemies. The controls are dead simple—WASD to move, JKL for basic attacks, U and I for flashier moves—but there's something oddly satisfying about the clunky combat. Your guy swings swords with all the grace of a drunk lumberjack, but watching enemies go flying never gets old.
It's definitely not winning any awards for polish (some animations look like they were drawn in MS Paint), but if you've got nostalgia for early 2000s browser games, this hits that same janky charm. I kept playing just to see how ridiculous the special moves could get—Liu Bei's lightning strike looks like someone scribbled yellow lines across the screen. Not gonna lie, I had more fun with this than some fancier beat 'em ups.
Just don't expect balanced gameplay. The Wu archer feels borderline broken compared to the other starters.