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You sneak through mansions as two bumbling thieves, dodging spotlights and knocking out guards—until someone inevitably screws up and the alarms blare. That jazzy soundtrack makes even your clumsiest heists feel smooth.

Developer: Sega

Genre: Action

Released: 1990

File size: 200.57 KB

Game Overview

Bonanza Brothers is one of those games that makes you laugh while you're sweating over whether a guard's about to spot you. You play as two ridiculous thieves—Robo and Mobo—trying to loot fancy mansions without getting busted. The guards patrol in these weird, predictable loops, but somehow I still panic every time one turns around.

The best part? It's stealth, but not the serious kind. You'll hide in closets, knock out guards with your weird little punches, and then immediately trip over your own feet when the spotlight catches you. The two-player mode turns it into a glorious mess—my friend always sets off the alarm while I'm halfway through cracking a safe.

Oh, and that soundtrack? Pure Sega Genesis jazz-funk that somehow makes stealing a painting feel like the coolest thing ever. It's aged way better than the pixelated mustaches on those guards.