Play Chinese KungFu (Asia) (Unl) Online

You punch like you're underwater, enemies barely react, and the whole thing feels like fighting in a dream where your arms don’t work right. Even unlicensed NES games usually try harder than this.

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Game Overview

Chinese KungFu for the NES tries to ride the same beat-em-up wave as River City Ransom, but ends up belly-flopping into shallow water. You’ve got one move that sort of works—a stiff little punch—and everything else feels like you’re slapping wet noodles at the enemies. Even by unlicensed game standards, it’s rough. I lasted about five minutes before realizing I’d rather watch the NES test pattern.

Honestly, the only kung fu here is the effort it takes to pretend this isn’t a total waste of time.