Play Kinnnikuman Nisei Seigi Choujin he no Michi (J)(Polla) Online

Game Overview

Alright, so Kinnikuman Nisei: Seigi Choujin e no Michi is basically what happens if pro wrestling, superheroes, and a sugar rush had a baby on the Game Boy Advance. You pick one of these ridiculous muscle-bound freaks—some look like they bench-press trucks for fun—and then it’s just pure, unfiltered chaos. Spinning piledrivers, suplexes that send guys flying halfway across the screen, and special moves with names like "Burning Inner Strength" (which, yes, involves a lot of fire).

The first time I played, I accidentally mashed buttons and somehow made my guy do a backflip into a clothesline. That’s when I knew this wasn’t your usual fighting game. The characters are all from the anime, so if you’re a fan, you’ll recognize the weirdos right away—aliens, cyborgs, guys with literal beef for heads. If you’re not? Doesn’t matter. Just enjoy the madness.

There’s a story mode where you fight your way up the ranks, but honestly, the real fun is grabbing a friend and seeing who can land the dumbest, most over-the-top finisher. The sprites are chunky and colorful, the hits feel satisfyingly dumb, and the whole thing just oozes that early 2000s GBA energy. It’s stupid in the best way possible.