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Shufflepuck Cafe is like walking into some weird cyberpunk bar where everyone wants to beat you at air hockey. The neon glow of the pixelated tables, the synth soundtrack—it all feels like a forgotten arcade from the future. And the opponents? Oh man, they’re characters. There’s this smug alien who smirks when he scores, and a rusty old robot who plays like a brick wall. You’ll hate them, then love them, then hate them again.

It’s simple—slide the puck, block shots, try not to get wrecked—but the AI has this way of getting under your skin. One match you’re dominating, the next you’re slamming your keyboard because that smug alien just pulled off some ridiculous ricochet shot. The physics are just floaty enough to feel arcade-y, but tight enough that every loss feels like your fault. And yeah, you’ll lose. A lot.

If you’ve got a soft spot for retro games with personality, this one’s a time capsule worth cracking open. Just don’t be surprised when you’re still playing at 2 AM, muttering “one more match” to yourself.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".