Play Softporn II Online

Softporn II is a text adventure from the MS-DOS Classic Games collection, originally developed by Chuck Benton and published by On-Line Systems. It arrived during the early 1980s, a time when personal computers were just beginning to host games that relied more on imagination and typed commands than on graphics or sound.

You play as a character trying to navigate a series of social and situational puzzles with the goal of romantic success, using a parser to type actions like "talk to woman" or "buy drink." The game progresses screen by screen as you explore different locations, interact with characters, and manage a limited inventory of items that might help or hinder your progress. The pacing is slow, the solutions often obscure, and failure is frequent, leading to humorous or awkward outcomes. It feels like stumbling through a badly written joke book with just enough wit to keep you typing one more command.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".