Play Softporn II Online
You fumble through pixelated pickup lines and bizarre puzzles, getting slapped more often than you'd admit—it’s all terrible jokes and clunky commands, but somehow that’s the charm.
Softporn II is a text adventure from the MS-DOS Classic Games collection, originally developed by Chuck Benton and published by On-Line Systems. It arrived during the early 1980s, a time when personal computers were just beginning to host games that relied more on imagination and typed commands than on graphics or sound.
You play as a character trying to navigate a series of social and situational puzzles with the goal of romantic success, using a parser to type actions like "talk to woman" or "buy drink." The game progresses screen by screen as you explore different locations, interact with characters, and manage a limited inventory of items that might help or hinder your progress. The pacing is slow, the solutions often obscure, and failure is frequent, leading to humorous or awkward outcomes. It feels like stumbling through a badly written joke book with just enough wit to keep you typing one more command.
Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".
Download Softporn II ROM
You can download this ROM to play Softporn II offline using an MS-DOS emulator (Top Emulators).
*This ROM is provided for backup and educational purposes only.
