Play Sonic Blast Man II (Japan) Online

Sonic Blast Man II is the kind of game that makes you laugh within the first five seconds—your character looks like a steroid-pumped cartoon, and his punches send enemies flying halfway across the screen. It’s ridiculous in the best way possible. You’ll be smashing through street thugs, hurling motorcycles at helicopters, and occasionally punching a dinosaur in the face. The controls are simple (mash buttons, watch things explode), but the real fun is in the over-the-top physics and those satisfying screen shakes when you land a mega punch.

It’s got that classic arcade feel where everything’s dialed up to 11—enemies ragdoll like they weigh nothing, bosses take up half the screen, and the sound effects sound like someone mic’d up a wrecking ball. Not gonna lie, the gameplay’s pretty straightforward, but who cares when you’re having this much dumb fun? Just don’t expect deep combat—this is pure, unfiltered chaos with a side of 90s cheese. Perfect for when you just want to turn your brain off and punch a tank into orbit.