Play Super Chinese 3 (Japan) Online

Super Chinese 3 is one of those NES co-op brawlers where you and a friend mash buttons, laugh at the ridiculous enemy designs (seriously, why are there so many sumo wrestlers?), and occasionally sabotage each other by knocking one another into pits. The controls are simple—punch, kick, jump—but the chaos ramps up fast, especially when you’re both scrambling for the same health item mid-boss fight.

It’s got that classic 8-bit charm with bright, chunky sprites and stages that throw everything at you, from bamboo forests to dojos full of ninjas. The bosses are gloriously over-the-top, and the new moves compared to earlier games actually make a difference—like finally being able to uppercut without getting stuck in an animation. If you’ve played River City Ransom and wished it was even sillier, this is your jam. Just don’t play it with someone who holds grudges over stolen power-ups.