ToeJam & Earl Panic on Funkotron Game

"ToeJam & Earl: Panic on Funkotron" is a wild, funkadelic sequel that flips the original’s roguelike formula on its head—and it’s all the better for it! This time, our favorite alien duo isn’t exploring Earth; they’re back on their home planet, trying to wrangle up a bunch of rowdy humans who’ve stowed away on their ship. Imagine Aliens meets Looney Tunes, with a heavy dose of ’90s SEGA attitude. You’ll platform your way through vibrant, surreal levels, tossing humans into jars (yep, you read that right) while dodging everything from boombox-wielding nerds to hyperactive cheerleaders.

The game oozes personality, from its jazzy, bass-slapping soundtrack to its quirky, exaggerated animations that feel like a Saturday morning cartoon come to life. If you loved the first game’s co-op chaos, you’ll dig this too—though it trades dungeon crawling for pure, chaotic side-scrolling fun. It’s a time capsule of SEGA’s golden era, packed with humor, style, and enough funk to make George Clinton proud. Still one of the coolest, weirdest gems on the Genesis!"