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Ultimate Mortal Kombat on DS is exactly what you'd expect—brutal, fast, and way more fun than a handheld fighter has any right to be. The first thing you'll notice is how they somehow crammed all the bone-crunching violence of the console versions onto this tiny screen. Scorpion's spear still looks vicious, and Sub-Zero's spine-ripping fatality? Yeah, it's all here.

Picking your fighter feels like coming home if you've played any MK before—Liu Kang's bicycle kicks, Raiden's lightning, all the classics. The combos take some practice to nail on the DS buttons, but pulling off a flawless victory with a well-timed uppercut never gets old. The stages are smaller but still interactive—smash someone through the Dead Pool spikes just like the arcade days.

Honestly, it's impressive how much chaos they fit into a cartridge. Just don't play it in public unless you want weird looks for yelling "Get over here!" at your screen.