Play Zettai Zetsumei Dangerous Jiisan 2 (J)(Rising Sun) Online

You control a hyperactive grandpa dodging traffic, fighting thugs with a newspaper, and pulling absurd stunts—like a slapstick cartoon turned into a game. The pixel art’s as chaotic as the action, with puzzles that feel like fever dreams.

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Game Overview

Okay, so Zettai Zetsumei Dangerous Jiisan 2 is basically what happens when you give a cranky grandpa caffeine and throw him into a Saturday morning cartoon. You play as this wild old dude who somehow ends up in the middle of ridiculous brawls, dodging traffic like he’s in a Jackie Chan movie, and solving puzzles with the kind of logic that only makes sense at 3 AM. The pixel art’s got this rough, energetic charm—like someone drew it while laughing at their own jokes.

It’s Japan-only, so expect zero chill. One minute you’re fending off thugs with a rolled-up newspaper, the next you’re outsmarting some villain by… I don’t know, pretending to have back pain? The controls are simple, but the chaos escalates fast. If you’ve got a soft spot for weird GBA gems that don’t take themselves seriously, this one’s a riot.