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Game Overview

Agent Mlíčňák is one of those weird, wonderful DOS-era adventure games that feels like it fell out of a time capsule—specifically, a Polish one. You play as a bumbling secret agent (working for an agency with a name that sounds like someone sneezed) trying to crack the case of disappearing gold from a bank vault that’s supposedly impenetrable. Spoiler: It’s not.

The puzzles are classic point-and-click—expect to combine random items in your inventory until something works—but the real charm is in the writing. The humor’s dry, a little absurd, and very Eastern European, with dialogue that makes you pause and go, “Wait, did they really just say that?” It’s got that 90s adventure game jank, sure, but in a way that feels intentional, like the game’s winking at you the whole time.

If you’ve got a soft spot for retro adventures with personality (or just want to see what Polish devs were cooking up back then), this one’s a trip. Just don’t expect the puzzles to play fair.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".