Play Cosmic Spacehead (Europe) (En,Fr,De,Es) Online

Cosmic Spacehead is one of those weird little Master System games that sticks with you. You play as this goofy alien kid trying to get his spaceship license, which mostly involves running around a bizarre planet talking to even weirder characters and solving puzzles that make zero sense at first glance. I remember getting stuck for ages trying to figure out what to do with a talking sandwich.

The whole thing feels like someone took a British comedy sketch, mixed it with old-school adventure games, and slapped a SEGA coat of paint on it. The pixel art has this bright, cartoony charm, and the music’s way catchier than it has any right to be. It’s janky in that classic 90s way, but that’s part of the appeal—like digging up a time capsule full of dumb jokes and moon logic puzzles. If you’ve got patience for retro weirdness, it’s a trip worth taking.