Play Fushigi no Oshiro Pit Pot (Japan) Online

Ever played Bubble Bobble and thought, "What if this was weirder and had tiny knights?" That’s Fushigi no Oshiro Pit Pot in a nutshell. You’re this little armored dude (or two, if you rope a friend into it) trying to save a princess from a castle that feels like it was designed by a drunk architect. Instead of just jumping on enemies, you’re flipping platforms, dodging random traps, and figuring out how to clear each room without getting squished by a giant… whatever that is.

The whole thing oozes charm—bright colors, silly sound effects, and music that’ll stick in your head way longer than it should. It’s not super long, but every level throws something new at you, and the co-op is pure chaos in the best way. Honestly, it’s a crime this never left Japan—it’s the kind of weird, fun little game the Master System needed more of.

If you’re into retro games that don’t take themselves too seriously, give this one a shot. Just watch out for the falling anvils.