Play Ghost House (USA, Europe) (Beta) Online

You play as a guy with a ridiculously huge fist, punching ghosts in a janky haunted mansion where every jump feels like a gamble. Once you get used to the weird physics, smacking skeletons around is weirdly satisfying.

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Game Overview

Ghost House is this weird little Sega Master System game where you play as some dude with a comically oversized fist—like, it’s basically half his body. You’re stuck in a haunted mansion, punching bats, ghosts, and whatever else Dracula throws at you. Controls feel a bit like Alex Kidd, so if you’ve played that, you’ll know what to expect: stiff jumps, awkward hitboxes, and a lot of trial-and-error deaths.

It’s actually a remake of an old arcade game called Monster Bash, but with worse graphics and somehow even jankier physics. The first few minutes are just figuring out how not to walk directly into enemies because your punch has zero range. Once you get the rhythm down, though, there’s something oddly satisfying about bonking skeletons into oblivion.

Not gonna lie, it’s rough around the edges, but if you’re into retro weirdness, it’s a fun little time capsule.