Play Hard Head 2 Online

Hard Head 2 is that classic arcade sequel where your girlfriend gets snatched by some weird monster—again—and now you’ve gotta bash your way through eight levels of absolute chaos. The first thing you’ll notice? The weapons feel way better than the original. Swinging a mace feels heavy, the bubble gun’s oddly satisfying, and yeah, you can still bonk enemies on the head like an old-school platformer.

It’s not just running and hitting stuff, though. Some levels make you climb vines while dodging snakes, others throw birds at you mid-jump. The bosses are ridiculous in the best way—one minute you’re fighting a giant ape, the next it’s some multi-eyed lizard thing. Grab power-ups when you can, because you’ll need ‘em. Oh, and bring a friend if you want someone to share the pain with.

It’s janky in that nostalgic arcade way, but that’s half the charm. Just don’t expect the girlfriend to thank you after all this.