Play Mario Dress Up Online
Start with Mario’s usual look, then ruin him—swap his cap for a traffic cone, slap on googly eyes, and watch him become a fashion disaster. It’s stupidly satisfying.
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Game Overview
Mario Dress Up is one of those weird little Flash games that somehow sticks with you. You start with classic Mario—red cap, blue overalls—but then things get weird fast. Swap his gloves for oven mitts, give him sunglasses, or throw on a tuxedo shirt like he’s heading to a questionable wedding. The options are ridiculous in the best way.
At first I just messed with the basics, but then I discovered you can turn his eyes into googly ones or make his shoes look like clown flippers. Half the fun is seeing how badly you can break his look while still keeping it vaguely Mario-ish. It’s dumb, but in that "why am I still doing this?" kind of way. Perfect for killing five minutes when you’re bored.
