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Perfect Soldiers is one of those arcade shooters that grabs you by the collar and doesn’t let go. You start off with this chunky pixelated soldier—just a dude with a gun—and suddenly you’re mowing down waves of enemies while explosions light up the screen. The controls are simple, but the chaos ramps up fast.

I love how the game doesn’t bother with a complicated story. You’re here to shoot things, and it delivers. The sound effects are crunchy, the action’s nonstop, and by the third level, you’ll be dodging bullets like some kind of action hero. It’s pure, dumb fun in the best way.

If you miss the days of quarter-munching arcade cabinets, this one’s got that same energy. Just don’t blame me when you lose track of time.