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Game Overview

Super Smash T.V. on the Sega Master System is pure, unfiltered chaos—the kind where you’re laughing maniacally while dodging bullets from five directions at once. You play as a contestant in this twisted game show where the audience screams for blood, and the only way out is through a gauntlet of robots, mutants, and who-knows-what-else. The controls take a second to click (good luck nailing those diagonal shots with a Master System D-pad), but once they do, it’s a nonstop blitz of collecting keys, grabbing absurd weapons like ricochet guns, and praying you don’t get cornered.

Yeah, the graphics are chunkier than the arcade version, but that somehow makes surviving a room full of spinning blades and homing missiles even more satisfying. And the announcer’s voice clips? Weirdly charming in that 8-bit way. If you’ve got a friend handy for co-op, even better—just don’t blame each other when you both get vaporized by a surprise boss. This is one of those games where you’ll retry the same level a dozen times and still come back for more.