Play Wall Street Wizard Online

Game Overview

Wall Street Wizard is one of those weirdly ambitious late-80s business sims where you can sabotage your friends while pretending to care about stock prices. You start by tweaking your trader’s stats—dump points into luck if you want to wing it, or go full Gordon Gekko with max money. Then it’s straight to the chaotic trading floor, where fictional stocks bounce around and you’ve got about 12 real minutes per round to shout offers (or panic-sell).

Between rounds, things get shady fast—you can bribe newspapers, spy on rivals, or even mess with their health. The whole thing feels like Monopoly if it were designed by a finance professor with a dark sense of humor. Oh, and somehow it let Amiga, Atari ST, and DOS players trade stocks across platforms, which in 1989 was basically black magic.

There’s an editor floating around too if you want to rewrite economic history. Just don’t expect mercy when your friend crashes your portfolio out of spite.