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Four-armed aliens faceplant through zero-G pole vaulting and chaotic hover-disk races—physics go haywire, controls barely cooperate, and every failure’s funnier than a clean win. Pure 90s MS-DOS absurdity with friends.
Alien Olympics was part of the MS-DOS Classic Games collection, though I don't recall the developer offhand. It came out during that era when PC games were often quirky, experimental, and not afraid to be a little ridiculous. You could tell it was made by people having fun, not trying to build some epic saga.
You control a four-armed alien competing in a series of zero-gravity sporting events, like pole vaulting and hover-disk racing. The main objective is just to complete each event without completely humiliating yourself, though that's easier said than done. The physics are deliberately unpredictable, sending your character tumbling or faceplanting with the slightest miscalculation. The controls are intentionally slippery, making every movement a struggle against momentum and chaos. It's not a difficult game in the traditional sense, but it is hard to master because consistency is nearly impossible. Playing it feels like trying to run a three-legged race while everyone else is laughing.
Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".
Download Alien Olympics ROM
You can download this ROM to play Alien Olympics offline using an MS-DOS emulator (Top Emulators).
*This ROM is provided for backup and educational purposes only.
