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Armored Car is one of those classic arcade racers where you're basically a getaway driver with a day job. You zip around a grid of city streets in a top-down view, scooping up cash (those floating dollar signs) and hauling it to the bank—all while dodging robbers who really don’t want you to succeed. The controls are simple, but those arrow intersections keep things chaotic; they flip directions every few seconds, forcing you to improvise when your planned route suddenly dead-ends.

You’ve got a few tricks, though. Drop a sawhorse to block pursuers or blow them up if they’re too close. Hit the gas with the second-gear button when things get dicey, but watch your fuel—running out mid-chase is as embarrassing as it sounds. The streets are packed with weird hazards: steam rollers that turn intersections into sawhorse mazes, sweepers that clear everything away, and TNT trucks that… well, let’s just say they’re more fun when you nudge them into walls. Grab keys to unlock bonus points, but honestly, half the fun is just barely escaping a pack of robbers with your loot intact.

It’s the kind of game where you’ll fail spectacularly at first, then suddenly pull off a perfect run like a wheel-spinning genius.