Play B.C. Story Online

B.C. Story is this weirdly charming arcade game where you play as cavemen competing in the most ridiculous Stone Age Olympics imaginable. You pick between three goofy characters—Sonlo, Milo, or Ballo—all trying to become the next tribe leader after a volcano erupts (because, of course, that’s how cavemen settle things).

The events are absolute chaos: you’ll be mashing buttons to outrun a woolly mammoth, furiously wiggling the joystick to throw boulders, or even blowing up animals (don’t ask). Some of them feel like they’re actively trying to destroy your wrists, but in that satisfying arcade way where you just keep feeding in quarters. The controls are simple—mostly button mashing and joystick abuse—but good luck not laughing when you accidentally yeet a stone into the wrong target.

It’s one of those games where half the fun is watching your caveman fail spectacularly while the other half is screaming at the screen when you barely win by a hair. Definitely a hidden gem if you like old-school arcade nonsense.