Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja (Europe) Game

Ever wanted to feel like a total 80s action hero? Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja is your ticket to cheesy one-liners, over-the-top martial arts, and a whole lot of ninjas—yes, ninjas with a "j," because these guys play dirty. You and a buddy (because everything’s better with co-op) step into the shoes of Blade and Striker, two muscle-bound dudes on a mission to rescue the president from a clan of, well, dragon ninjas. Punch, kick, and weapon-grab your way through streets, dojos, and even a speeding truck, all while soaking in that gloriously pixelated arcade vibe.

This NES classic is pure, unfiltered arcade chaos—simple to pick up, tough to master, and packed with enough ridiculous charm to make you grin. It’s Double Dragon with a side of B-movie swagger, and whether you’re playing solo or teaming up, the game’s fast-paced brawling and goofy cutscenes ("The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?") make it a nostalgia bomb worth revisiting. Just don’t blame us when you start muttering "I’m bad!" after every victory.