Play Dark Tower Online

Dark Tower is one of those weird, janky arcade platformers that somehow just works. You play as this little dude in a blue shirt swinging a baseball bat—no explanation, no backstory, just pure monster-bashing chaos. The whole thing feels like someone mashed up Snow Bros. with a garage sale’s worth of stolen sprites (seriously, you’ll recognize half the graphics from Ghosts 'n' Goblins if you’ve ever played it).

Each level’s a single screen where you whack enemies until they drop power-ups or coins, then move on when everything’s dead. It’s simple, but there’s something satisfying about the clunky combat—like the bat has just the right amount of weight to it. Don’t expect polish, but if you’ve got nostalgia for bootleg arcade vibes, this weird little game might hook you for a while.