Play Jissen Pachi-Slot Hisshouhou! Hokuto no Ken DS (J)(Mode 7) Online

If you've ever wanted to mash up Fist of the North Star with the hypnotic clatter of Japanese pachinko parlors, this weird little DS game actually pulls it off. You’ll recognize Kenshiro’s signature moves triggering bonus rounds, and the whole thing has that grimy 80s manga aesthetic—even the slot reels are covered in muscle-bound warriors and exploding heads.

It’s way more tactile than you’d expect for a slot sim. The touchscreen lets you nudge reels or slam the stop button like you’re at an actual machine, and there’s something weirdly satisfying about hearing those digital coins clink when you hit a combo. Just don’t expect deep strategy—this is pure, dumb luck dressed up in finger-severing martial arts nonsense.

Perfect for killing time on the train, assuming you don’t mind getting stares when you mutter “Omae wa mou shindeiru” after a big win.