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Kirby's Nuts (Nuts & Milk Hack) is a weird little NES romhack that turns a simple platformer into something... different. Instead of the usual enemies, you're dodging floating nuts and milk bottles while Kirby's sprite looks like he's seen better days.

The first few levels feel familiar—jumping gaps, avoiding obstacles—but then you notice the absurdity creeping in. The music's still the same, which makes the whole thing funnier when you realize you're being chased by a giant grinning almond.

It's short, janky in places, and clearly made for a laugh rather than serious gameplay. But there's something charming about how committed it is to the bit. Kirby's Nuts (Nuts & Milk Hack) knows exactly what it is.